Monday, May 03, 2004


This just in: Senator Leybovich is receiving one (1) censure for SPAM-Gate.

This also just in: If elected, Senator Leybovich pledges to be the buffest president in ASUC history.

In other news, the Financial Committee heard appeals (and is hearing appeals) from several student groups regarding recently proposed cuts. Representatives from the award-winning Heuristic Squelch eloquently explained why its funding should not be cut in excess of the percentage cuts doled out to all student groups in the face of a financial crisis. The results of this meeting will be known sometime in the wee hours of tomorrow, then finalized at Wednesday's senate meeting.


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