Tuesday, May 03, 2005

I'm little more than a piece of meat.

But it's all for the little bald kids in Oakland, so it's okay.

Tonight, tonight, TONIGHT is the ASUC Summer Love Date Auction, and I'll be for sale, along with a dozen or so other cool kids on campus like student group leaders, ASUC types, Greeks (like frats and sororities, not like George Stephanopoulos - unfortunately), and even some athletes.

Be at the Bear's Lair at around 7:00pm, and bring wads of cash. If you're trying to buy me and you're getting out-bid by a handsome bespectacled man with a faux hawk and a witty t-shirt, don't be alarmed ... he's my backup.

For more information, and to see the other hot peeps on the block, visit


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