Campus personalities present and past Rebecca C. Brown and Tommaso Sciortino tackle the issues. This week on a very special CalJunket: Rebecca learns not to chew with her mouth open and Tommaso finds out his best friend is addicted to no-doze.
Friday, May 13, 2005
Manny Buenrostro: 2.5:1
Justine Lazaro: 2.8:1
Rebecca C. Brown: 12:1
Zach Liberman: 15:1
Ronald Cruz: 20:1
Alfred Twu: 25:1
Manny celebrating victory by slightly changing his facial expression, maybe: 3:1
Rebecca taking her shirt off: 1.3:1
Angel Brewer crying: 5:1
Andy Ratto bugging the shit out of Rebecca: 1:1
Bret Manly telling Rebecca how awesome he is in bed: 3.4:1
Rebecca being repulsed by yet strangely attracted to Bret Manly: 87:1
Zach showing up dressed as the Hamburglar: 53:1
See you in the Senate Chambers at 5:00pm. Results will be posted as instantaneously as possible on election.asuc.org. Can I get a hold of that tabulation application, Tommaso?