Friday, August 05, 2005

See, ladies? Cuddling KILLS!

Alright, so this guy is a nut shit.
A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Christopher Offord wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match.
To be fair, Stuart Scott is really witty.

The irony now (besides the fact that Mike Tyson is also a maniac with no respect for women) is that Offord will have no choice but to cuddle after sex with his cellmates during his tenure in prison. This guy is totally bitch material.

Anyhow, as always, Florida's favorite pasttime of killing murderers solves nothing, nor does it anything to prevent crimes. But it makes people feel like something resembling justice exists, so who cares.


Women...always wanting to cuddle.
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