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Campus personalities present and past Rebecca C. Brown and Tommaso Sciortino tackle the issues. This week on a very special CalJunket: Rebecca learns not to chew with her mouth open and Tommaso finds out his best friend is addicted to no-doze. Site feed: caljunket.blogspot.com/atom.xml
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Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Manuel Buenrostro is a straight punk, bitch. ASUC Election 2005 coverage is hot and heavy, my friends. I have some insiders who have clued me into the dirt on my fellow candidates. Today I've been informed the following about presidential candidate and dirty fool Manny B: Don't believe his asuc.org profile. Manny's grandfather not an immigrant from Mexico; he was an elite aristocrat from Zurich who made billions in the "watch" business. Old man had francs coming out of his ass and his pure-bred German Shepherd's ass. My opponent's accent is faker than George W. Bush's presidency. Also contrary to his nice-guy image, word on the street is that he's a very poor tipper. Don't forget to vote April 5-7, but not for that sucka MC.
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