Campus personalities present and past Rebecca C. Brown and Tommaso Sciortino tackle the issues. This week on a very special CalJunket: Rebecca learns not to chew with her mouth open and Tommaso finds out his best friend is addicted to no-doze.
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Hey, it turns out that libel and slander aren't prohibited in the election by-laws anymore. Sucks to that. Nobody tells me anything.
This effectively makes the main motivation behind my campaign (to get sued and disqualified) thus far unfulfilled. My secondary motivation for running the "Slander and Libel" campaign (to have a reason to make up lies about my opponents), however, remains untinged.
Thus I need to find a different way to get sued. Let's see what I come up with.
Also, even if Zach Liberman is dropping out of the race, he still likes to put tampons in his asshole.